Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The locker room card


Jeanine from FL
























Congratulations! He's perfect just the way he is! :)


Shawn from NY


Kelly from Florida


Amber from California


The Case For And Against Circumcision - the Onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-case-for-and-against-circumcision,35844/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default&recirc=music



Every day, new parents across the country are confronted with the question of whether to circumcise their infant sons. Here are the strongest arguments for and against circumcision:

FOR
  • Penis tans more evenly
  • Kid already European enough as it is
  • Never have to wash genitals
  • Lots of really cute cuts available these days
  • Frames the balls better
  • Baby will probably have some leftover painkillers
  • Not our penis we’re talking about here
AGAINST
  • Penis loses value once removed from original packaging
  • Get to describe baby as “my fully intact son”
  • Mohel looks like he’s had about eight cups of coffee
  • Probably have to do some paperwork
  • Not performing circumcision immediately after birth allows parents to hold it threateningly over son’s head for rest of life
  • Traditional family gathering just as enjoyable without foreskin
  • Some individuals wary of having someone cut off a piece of their penis with a knife

Brianna from NC


Adian


There is no way to use this argument without sounding like the creep that you are.


Freedom

Take it away, Mel.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE


If you need to harm a child because of what was done to you, you are definitely *not* fine!


America, do you know...?